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Stardew Valley Players Continue to Make Grandpa’s Death Mods More Insane

As written in farm life sims bylaws, Stardew Valley begins with the way many people do: with your character inheriting a piece of land from his late relatives. In Stardew, your kind grandfather has a quick goodbye to the deathbed, where he conveys his last wishes for taking possession of the family farm. Enter the modders, who years ago took Grandpa’s pity and gave him a better bed. Suddenly, the public is obsessed with the most outrageous death possible for Grandpa.

According to Gamesradar, modder Stardew on the game’s subreddit has put together some new mods in the self – declared “dying grandpa revival”. Admittedly, there’s an influx of new grandfather death scenes, but I’m not sure there’s a revival of the artistic nomenclature that I would go for. These grandparents survive between surrealism and post-modernism.

Here are all the dying grandpa modifications, ordered chronologically and by increasing poverty measures:

Pos Bás Family Guy

In which the grandfather has fallen and does not rise.

Stardew Valley Players Are Still Making Grandpa Death Mods More Insane

Slightly worse grandfather bed

Grandpa’s bed is almost much worse than the original bed.

Stardew Valley Players Continue to Make Grandpa's Death Mods More Insane

grandpa dying worst

Undoubtedly worse than the original, Grandpa is dead, surrounded by flies, with no bed in sight.

Stardew Valley Players Continue to Make Grandpa's Death Mods More Insane

grandpa peed on himself

Are we sure Grandpa is really dead in this situation?

Stardew Valley Players Continue to Make Grandpa's Death Mods More Insane

Play ping pong in grandpa’s bed

The cause of death was a violent back blow from Evelyn.

Stardew Valley Players Continue to Make Grandpa's Death Mods More Insane

The cover is grandpa’s bed

“I have attached the deed of that place …” and his own body.

Stardew Valley Players Continue to Make Grandpa's Death Mods More Insane

bed without a grandfather

Grandpa is not dead, but missing.

Stardew Valley Players Continue to Make Grandpa's Death Mods More Insane

Grandpa is the bed

A true Dalinian concept.

Stardew Valley Players Continue to Make Grandpa's Death Mods More Insane

Turn Grandpa into an Joja Cola addict

Joja Cola does not seem to be just a soft drink. You know, like it was in the old days when it was actually done with Joja.

Stardew Valley Players Continue to Make Grandpa's Death Mods More Insane

Robin tricked you as a grandfather into buying buildings

How can grandparents leave home and leave Robin without customers?

Stardew Valley Players Are Still Making Grandpa Death Mods More Insane

At least in the last one, Grandpa is not really dead. He’s probably still dead for the rest of the game, since his grave is on the farm plot and all. It’s just a moment of relief for the old man.

The Beepsignal modder (of Grandpa’s death from Family Guy) was also kind enough to provide a download of the intro without Grandpa so that other modders can use it as a template for their own lore. Hit the streets and experience Grandpa with even higher levels of ignorance as he enters the afterlife, boys.

If you’re looking for some less memetic Stardew Valley mods, check out our list of the best ones.


Akira

Il n'y a pas de honte à être faible, la honte est de le rester.

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